Say It Ain’t So Calpurnia

[Intro]
Oh yeah
Alright

[Verse 1]
Somebody's Heine' is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one is giving me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes

[Interlude]
Oh yeah, alright
Feels good inside

[Verse 2]
Flip on the telly, wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow

[Chorus]
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker

[Verse 3]
Ow, ow, ow
I can't confront you
I never could do that which might hurt you
So try and be cool when I say
"This way is a water slide away from me
That takes you further every day"
So be cool