Announcer: Ohhhh..... hey kids! It's [sputters as he says it] SpongeBob SquareP-- [a guy in a SpongeBob suit comes and shakes the box, making some stuff fall out]
SpongeBob: Did you say everything? [higher pitched voice; has SpongeBobs for eyes] With my face on it?
Squidward: If anyone's face should be on everything, it should be mine.
Patrick: [rapidly jumping up and down] The only thing that should be on everybody's face is extra cheese! [squirts some Easy Cheese at Squidward] Oh, wait, I meant sunscreen.
Squidward: [with a clump of cheese on his face] I can't breathe.
SpongеBob: [plops by Squidward] Wash the cheese out of your nose, Squidward and lеt's get DIGGIN'!
[Bobby sets everything up while Saxaboogie starts playing]
Announcer: SpongeBob choc 'n' chip cookies! [sfx of a noisemaker and kids celebrating is heard]
[Bobby starts slamming two packs of cookie batter on the table]
Spongebob: Put the cookie batter on the tray!
[Spongebob throws batter on the tray]
Patrick: Cook them in the dryer!
[dryer explodes]
Patrick: [takes cookies out of the dryer, which suddenly have Spongebob characters on them.] And your cookies are done!
[Squidward's house is on fire]
Squidward: Patrick, your cookies set my house on fire!
[both of the house's flaming ears fall off, and Bobby tries to put the house back together but fails]
Bobby: Oooh, ah, uh oh.
SpongeBob: I'll put the fire out with [weird voice] Spienge Biab Giuoe Giurt. [normal voice] Here we go! [jumps on the GoGurt tubes, causing GoGurt to be splattered all over Squidward and his house]
Squidward: Why does everything get all over my shirt?
Mr. Krabs: Wipe that frown off your nose, Mr. Squidward! [throws a SpongeBob towel at Squidward, covering his face]
Bobby: Hang on, I'm getting a call. It's (voice-over) GELATIN (SpongeBob Jell-O).
Squidward: What is (voice-over) GELATIN (Jell-O)?
SpongeBob: It's pure (voice-over) VITAMINS AND NUTRIENTS (SUGAR!!!!).
Squidward: I (voice-over) WANT (can't eat) (voice-over) VITAMINS AND NUTRIENTS (sugar).
Patrick: But it's in the shape of you and your friends!
Bobby: Patrick, SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, [weird voice] Squidward [normal voice] and Plankton.
Patrick: Look at me! I'm all jiggly!
Squidward: You know, if you keep eating that stuff, you'll BE jiggly.
Patrick: [encased in red Jell-O] Squidward, I don't know what you're talkin' about.
[Bobby throws Patrick at the counter, removing the Jell-O from him, while a higher pitched and slightly faster version of Stadium Rave plays]
Patrick: I'm a born-again man!
[Bobby throws Squidward, covered in green Jell-O, at the counter]
Squidward: Ow, my mother always told me I was sweet.
[Bobby throws SpongeBob, who was covered in yellow Jell-O, at the counter]
SpongeBob: [In a weird, high-pitched voice] I feel SLIMY!
Patrick: I accidentally filled the fish tank full of (voice-over) GELATIN (Jell-O).
[Bobby throws Squidward and SpongeBob at the Jell-O]
Squidward: Ow.
Mr. Krabs: Say hello to this bowl of (voice-over) GELATIN (Jell-O), Mr. Squidward. [Pours the bowl of colorful Jell-O onto Squidward's shirt]
Squidward: Hello.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants soup!
[the soup is just a bunch of salt mixed with water]
Patrick: This soup is full of SALT!
SpongeBob: Let's make some real soup! How about veggies and-
Patrick: [interrupting SpongeBob] UNPEELED POTATOES! [throws potatoes in the pan]
Bobby: SpongeBob lunch box!
Sandy: [in a thick Texan accent] I like to put squirrel food in my lunch box!
SpongeBob: One time, I put breakfast in my lunch box!
Patrick: My lunch box is full of SpongeBob golf balls! [opens the lunch box]
Bobby: [In a very weird voice] A-SpongeaBoba potato chips! [Shakes the bag of chips]
Patrick: SpongeBob, I'm eating so much junk food with your face on it that I think my tummy's gonna pop.
[Bobby pops a balloon (Patrick's 'stomach') and throws potato chips at Patrick]
Patrick: Ow.
SpongeBob: I ate really fast and now my tummy hurts!
Mr. Krabs: [on a toy train] CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO YOUR FOOD, SPONGEY BOY! [falls off the countertop] Ow.
Bobby: SpongeBob ice crea-OH MY GOODNESS!
Patrick: [as ice cream] Help! I'm becoming melt! You know, usually I make puddles but now I AM a puddle.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants rubber bands.
Squidward: Office supplies? Wow that's exciting. What's next, a stapl-
[a line of rubber bands grabs and pulls a screaming Squidward, while a higher pitched version of Hawaiian Train plays; it leads him to all sorts of places until he reaches the top of an apartment building]
Squidward: I'm glad that's ove-OHHHAAAAA!
Patrick: It's bungee jumpin' Squidward!
Squidward: Patrick, no!!
Patrick: Step one is to jump! [throws Squidward of the edge of the building] Step two is to make sure it's atta - oh.
[Squidward screams while falling]
SpongeBob: Here, Squidward, take this sheet!
[The parachute lands in a tree and catches Squidward]
Squidward: I'm sorry for every bad thing I've ever done.
Patrick: I forgive you, Squidward.
Bobby: Underwear!
Patrick: They fit perfectly!
[Bobby throws Patrick across the counter]
Patrick: DAWWWWW!
Bobby: SpatBob Spongeula!
[the spatula is melting on top of a heater, revealing it to be just a prop made of plastic]
Mr. Krabs: This fire won't get any hotter because here comes the water! [Throws water at the fire and laughs]
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants dental products!
Sandy: Now here's a good product that's advantageous for your tee-
Patrick: Check out my shiny mouth rocks!
[a light shines onto Patrick's teeth and onto Sandy's helmet. It burns Squidward's house]
Sandy: Patrick, the light is shining off my helmet and onto-
Patrick: Squidward's house.
Squidward: Stop setting my house on fire with your teeth!
Patrick: Sorry, Squidward.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants sippy cup! [cuts to a pan] Fill your sippy cup full of boiled cabbage and drink up!
Mr. Krabs: NO THANK YOU!
Bobby: [cuts to outside] SpongeBob drones!
Patrick: This little pigeon is leaving the nest! [crashes into the wall] DAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Bobby: SpongeBob luggage tag! Scribble down your personal information [pierces the piece of paper with a SpongeBob pencil] and pack your bags full of boiled cabbage. [puts the boiled cabbage in a suitcase] Now with your name and address on the tag [shows a tag with SpongeBob's address and an email address ([email protected])] your luggage can be returned to you if it gets lost. [throws the suitcase in a dumpster]
[cuts back inside]
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants deodorant!
Patrick: This ice cream tastes terrible, but it smells so good.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants drawstring bag! What's that I smell? You guessed it! Boiled cabbage. Fill your drawstring bag to the top with boiled cabbage and go jogging with it.
Mr. Krabs: My bag is full of loose change and I'm not handin' it over.
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, you don't need that money to be happy.
Mr. Krabs: [shouts] You're right SpongeBob! I can hang out with you guys for free! How 'bout a hug? [laughs]
Gary: Woah!
Mr. Krabs: I don't need any of this cursed money!
[A fish from Super Mario appears]
Fish: Yeah! Oh boy! Money!
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants bicycle!
Patrick: I'm pedaling home to Mommy and Daddy!
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants masks!
SpongeBob: Peekaboo, it's me, SpongeBob!
Patrick: Peekaboo, they didn't have a Patrick mask so I used a SpongeBob mask.
Bobby: It's a SpongeBob burritos y enchiladas!
SpongeBob: ¿Dónde están mis amigos Patrick y Squidward?
Patrick: Hola, SpongeBob. Tu amigo Patrick está aquí, me gusta burritos
Squidward: Yo soy Squidward.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants pinata!
[Bobby and another guy hit a pinata full of explosives]
Bobby: Hit it, hit it, hit it!
[some of the explosives inside the pinata explode]
Bobby: You didn't hit it.
Brandon: [faint] I hit it.
[cuts back inside]
Bobby: SpongeBob whoopie cushion!
Patrick: It's making a flappy noise!
Serious Lifeguard Fish: Do you guys think this is supposed to be funny? You're going around making big ol' messes and little toot noises, IN MY TOWN?!
Patrick: Well congratulations Plankton, I didn't know you were the mayor.
[an instrumental version of 'Now That We're Men' starts to play]
Bobby: SpongeBob Gummy Krabby Patties!
Squidward: Let's give 'em a taste. [eats a patty] Ew.
Mr. Krabs: Have a bowl Mr. Squidward! [throws a bowl of the gummy patties at Squidward] Dig a hole, Mr. Squidward! Take a stroll, Mr. Squidward. Your arms are swole, Mr. Squidward! [shows Squidward behind a Hulk toy, possibly from the Hulk video; cut to Mr. Krabs and Squidward at a whack-a-mole game] Whack-a-mole, Mr. Squidward.
Unknown Person: Yeah
[cut to Mr. Krabs and Squidward being driven up to pay the toll]
Mr. Krabs: Pay the toll, Mr. Squidward. [cuts to Squidward and Mr. Krabs at a football/soccer field] Score a goal, Mr. Squidward! [Bobby throws a ball at Squidward, and Mr. Krabs laughs]
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants candles! Looks like they got too close to Squidward's house.
Squidward: Patrick, why are you or the candle version of you always burning down my house? Well, at least now I have nothing.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants vitamins, SpongeBob SquarePants soap, SpongeBob SquarePants bird seed!
Patrick: This bird seed doesn't grow birds.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants furniture polish.
[SpongeBob sprays the furniture polish at the serious lifeguard fish's hotcakes]
Serious Lifeguard Fish: Did you have to spray that on my hotcakes?
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants magnets, SpongeBob SquarePants puzzle, SpongeBob SquarePants credit card bills. [shows a credit card bill which shows that Bobby had spent $551.20 on SpongeBob products]
Patrick: You know, I wouldn't have bought all this stuff if it didn't have pictures of SpongeBob all over it.
Bobby: SpongeBob bedroom, SpongeBob washroom, SpongeBob slippers, SpongeBob mugs, SpongeBob light switch, SpongeBob lamps, SpongeBob TV, SpongeBob games, boombox, car, snow cone maker-[gibberish]
Plankton: [laughs] I've been selling all these SpongeBob products so that they would give all of their attention, money and effort to worthless junk. And now I can really lock them in for total mind control with SpongeBob Plush YouTube videos, [shows the three previous SpongeBob FCCD commercials] the last step to give them to completely give themselves to commercialism. [laughs again]
SpongeBob: Huh? Did you hear that, Patrick?
[Patrick is watching the scene from the cereal commercial that started the 'Have a bowl' meme. On the side of the video, you can see various FCCD videos, including Monopolyopoly and Breakfast With The President]
Patrick: [In a drowsy and strange voice] Make more SpongeBob videos... Type, type, type, type, type.
SpongeBob: [in a slow-motion voice] No!
[SpongeBob charges at Patrick and grabs the MacBook Air that Patrick is watching the video on. He throws it off the edge of the countertop, and an explosion effect plays]
Patrick: Huh? I'm free!
Mr. Krabs: I never realized I was a crab!
Squidward: Now we can live better lives.
SpongeBob: [hits Squidward] Let's go outside, and-
Patrick: Help old ladies cross across the street!
Mr. Krabs: Feed people with my new charity. GIVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD!
Plankton: I'm going to start wearing clothing.
Squidward: And I'm not going to be [sighs] grouchy.
SpongeBob: And self-centered.
Squidward: Yeah.
Patrick: And unreliable.
Squidward: Uh huh.
Mr. Krabs: And lazy!
Squidward: Okay.
Plankton: And ignorant.
Squidward: I think that's I-
Sandy: And self-righteous.
SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, how 'bout you play us some music?
Squidward: Yeah, with my clarinet! [starts to play "Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' on the Moonlight" on his clarinet]
[cuts to Sandy, Patrick, SpongeBob, Plankton and Squidward playing on a rope. Gary appears]
Gary: Meow.
[they are now spinning on a ceiling fan]
Plankton: I'm getting dizzy.
[they are now in a washing machine]
Random Fish (probably Fred): My leg!
[They are now inside a bowl that Bobby is pulling.]
Plankton: Help I Fell Out of the Bowl.
[It then cuts to them on the bag that Bobby shook at the beginning of the video]
Everyone: [laughs]
[the video ends and the beach outro is shown. Painty the Pirate from the show's intro laughs]
[it cuts to a clip where Bobby is cleaning all of the SpongeBob stuff off the countertop]
[the FCCD logo lights up and some text says 'Get Out There and Bring Joy to Someone Today!'. It then explains that the video is a parody]
SpongeBob: Did you say everything? [higher pitched voice; has SpongeBobs for eyes] With my face on it?
Squidward: If anyone's face should be on everything, it should be mine.
Patrick: [rapidly jumping up and down] The only thing that should be on everybody's face is extra cheese! [squirts some Easy Cheese at Squidward] Oh, wait, I meant sunscreen.
Squidward: [with a clump of cheese on his face] I can't breathe.
SpongеBob: [plops by Squidward] Wash the cheese out of your nose, Squidward and lеt's get DIGGIN'!
[Bobby sets everything up while Saxaboogie starts playing]
Announcer: SpongeBob choc 'n' chip cookies! [sfx of a noisemaker and kids celebrating is heard]
[Bobby starts slamming two packs of cookie batter on the table]
Spongebob: Put the cookie batter on the tray!
[Spongebob throws batter on the tray]
Patrick: Cook them in the dryer!
[dryer explodes]
Patrick: [takes cookies out of the dryer, which suddenly have Spongebob characters on them.] And your cookies are done!
[Squidward's house is on fire]
Squidward: Patrick, your cookies set my house on fire!
[both of the house's flaming ears fall off, and Bobby tries to put the house back together but fails]
Bobby: Oooh, ah, uh oh.
SpongeBob: I'll put the fire out with [weird voice] Spienge Biab Giuoe Giurt. [normal voice] Here we go! [jumps on the GoGurt tubes, causing GoGurt to be splattered all over Squidward and his house]
Squidward: Why does everything get all over my shirt?
Mr. Krabs: Wipe that frown off your nose, Mr. Squidward! [throws a SpongeBob towel at Squidward, covering his face]
Bobby: Hang on, I'm getting a call. It's (voice-over) GELATIN (SpongeBob Jell-O).
Squidward: What is (voice-over) GELATIN (Jell-O)?
SpongeBob: It's pure (voice-over) VITAMINS AND NUTRIENTS (SUGAR!!!!).
Squidward: I (voice-over) WANT (can't eat) (voice-over) VITAMINS AND NUTRIENTS (sugar).
Patrick: But it's in the shape of you and your friends!
Bobby: Patrick, SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, [weird voice] Squidward [normal voice] and Plankton.
Patrick: Look at me! I'm all jiggly!
Squidward: You know, if you keep eating that stuff, you'll BE jiggly.
Patrick: [encased in red Jell-O] Squidward, I don't know what you're talkin' about.
[Bobby throws Patrick at the counter, removing the Jell-O from him, while a higher pitched and slightly faster version of Stadium Rave plays]
Patrick: I'm a born-again man!
[Bobby throws Squidward, covered in green Jell-O, at the counter]
Squidward: Ow, my mother always told me I was sweet.
[Bobby throws SpongeBob, who was covered in yellow Jell-O, at the counter]
SpongeBob: [In a weird, high-pitched voice] I feel SLIMY!
Patrick: I accidentally filled the fish tank full of (voice-over) GELATIN (Jell-O).
[Bobby throws Squidward and SpongeBob at the Jell-O]
Squidward: Ow.
Mr. Krabs: Say hello to this bowl of (voice-over) GELATIN (Jell-O), Mr. Squidward. [Pours the bowl of colorful Jell-O onto Squidward's shirt]
Squidward: Hello.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants soup!
[the soup is just a bunch of salt mixed with water]
Patrick: This soup is full of SALT!
SpongeBob: Let's make some real soup! How about veggies and-
Patrick: [interrupting SpongeBob] UNPEELED POTATOES! [throws potatoes in the pan]
Bobby: SpongeBob lunch box!
Sandy: [in a thick Texan accent] I like to put squirrel food in my lunch box!
SpongeBob: One time, I put breakfast in my lunch box!
Patrick: My lunch box is full of SpongeBob golf balls! [opens the lunch box]
Bobby: [In a very weird voice] A-SpongeaBoba potato chips! [Shakes the bag of chips]
Patrick: SpongeBob, I'm eating so much junk food with your face on it that I think my tummy's gonna pop.
[Bobby pops a balloon (Patrick's 'stomach') and throws potato chips at Patrick]
Patrick: Ow.
SpongeBob: I ate really fast and now my tummy hurts!
Mr. Krabs: [on a toy train] CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO YOUR FOOD, SPONGEY BOY! [falls off the countertop] Ow.
Bobby: SpongeBob ice crea-OH MY GOODNESS!
Patrick: [as ice cream] Help! I'm becoming melt! You know, usually I make puddles but now I AM a puddle.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants rubber bands.
Squidward: Office supplies? Wow that's exciting. What's next, a stapl-
[a line of rubber bands grabs and pulls a screaming Squidward, while a higher pitched version of Hawaiian Train plays; it leads him to all sorts of places until he reaches the top of an apartment building]
Squidward: I'm glad that's ove-OHHHAAAAA!
Patrick: It's bungee jumpin' Squidward!
Squidward: Patrick, no!!
Patrick: Step one is to jump! [throws Squidward of the edge of the building] Step two is to make sure it's atta - oh.
[Squidward screams while falling]
SpongeBob: Here, Squidward, take this sheet!
[The parachute lands in a tree and catches Squidward]
Squidward: I'm sorry for every bad thing I've ever done.
Patrick: I forgive you, Squidward.
Bobby: Underwear!
Patrick: They fit perfectly!
[Bobby throws Patrick across the counter]
Patrick: DAWWWWW!
Bobby: SpatBob Spongeula!
[the spatula is melting on top of a heater, revealing it to be just a prop made of plastic]
Mr. Krabs: This fire won't get any hotter because here comes the water! [Throws water at the fire and laughs]
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants dental products!
Sandy: Now here's a good product that's advantageous for your tee-
Patrick: Check out my shiny mouth rocks!
[a light shines onto Patrick's teeth and onto Sandy's helmet. It burns Squidward's house]
Sandy: Patrick, the light is shining off my helmet and onto-
Patrick: Squidward's house.
Squidward: Stop setting my house on fire with your teeth!
Patrick: Sorry, Squidward.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants sippy cup! [cuts to a pan] Fill your sippy cup full of boiled cabbage and drink up!
Mr. Krabs: NO THANK YOU!
Bobby: [cuts to outside] SpongeBob drones!
Patrick: This little pigeon is leaving the nest! [crashes into the wall] DAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Bobby: SpongeBob luggage tag! Scribble down your personal information [pierces the piece of paper with a SpongeBob pencil] and pack your bags full of boiled cabbage. [puts the boiled cabbage in a suitcase] Now with your name and address on the tag [shows a tag with SpongeBob's address and an email address ([email protected])] your luggage can be returned to you if it gets lost. [throws the suitcase in a dumpster]
[cuts back inside]
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants deodorant!
Patrick: This ice cream tastes terrible, but it smells so good.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants drawstring bag! What's that I smell? You guessed it! Boiled cabbage. Fill your drawstring bag to the top with boiled cabbage and go jogging with it.
Mr. Krabs: My bag is full of loose change and I'm not handin' it over.
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, you don't need that money to be happy.
Mr. Krabs: [shouts] You're right SpongeBob! I can hang out with you guys for free! How 'bout a hug? [laughs]
Gary: Woah!
Mr. Krabs: I don't need any of this cursed money!
[A fish from Super Mario appears]
Fish: Yeah! Oh boy! Money!
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants bicycle!
Patrick: I'm pedaling home to Mommy and Daddy!
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants masks!
SpongeBob: Peekaboo, it's me, SpongeBob!
Patrick: Peekaboo, they didn't have a Patrick mask so I used a SpongeBob mask.
Bobby: It's a SpongeBob burritos y enchiladas!
SpongeBob: ¿Dónde están mis amigos Patrick y Squidward?
Patrick: Hola, SpongeBob. Tu amigo Patrick está aquí, me gusta burritos
Squidward: Yo soy Squidward.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants pinata!
[Bobby and another guy hit a pinata full of explosives]
Bobby: Hit it, hit it, hit it!
[some of the explosives inside the pinata explode]
Bobby: You didn't hit it.
Brandon: [faint] I hit it.
[cuts back inside]
Bobby: SpongeBob whoopie cushion!
Patrick: It's making a flappy noise!
Serious Lifeguard Fish: Do you guys think this is supposed to be funny? You're going around making big ol' messes and little toot noises, IN MY TOWN?!
Patrick: Well congratulations Plankton, I didn't know you were the mayor.
[an instrumental version of 'Now That We're Men' starts to play]
Bobby: SpongeBob Gummy Krabby Patties!
Squidward: Let's give 'em a taste. [eats a patty] Ew.
Mr. Krabs: Have a bowl Mr. Squidward! [throws a bowl of the gummy patties at Squidward] Dig a hole, Mr. Squidward! Take a stroll, Mr. Squidward. Your arms are swole, Mr. Squidward! [shows Squidward behind a Hulk toy, possibly from the Hulk video; cut to Mr. Krabs and Squidward at a whack-a-mole game] Whack-a-mole, Mr. Squidward.
Unknown Person: Yeah
[cut to Mr. Krabs and Squidward being driven up to pay the toll]
Mr. Krabs: Pay the toll, Mr. Squidward. [cuts to Squidward and Mr. Krabs at a football/soccer field] Score a goal, Mr. Squidward! [Bobby throws a ball at Squidward, and Mr. Krabs laughs]
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants candles! Looks like they got too close to Squidward's house.
Squidward: Patrick, why are you or the candle version of you always burning down my house? Well, at least now I have nothing.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants vitamins, SpongeBob SquarePants soap, SpongeBob SquarePants bird seed!
Patrick: This bird seed doesn't grow birds.
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants furniture polish.
[SpongeBob sprays the furniture polish at the serious lifeguard fish's hotcakes]
Serious Lifeguard Fish: Did you have to spray that on my hotcakes?
Bobby: SpongeBob SquarePants magnets, SpongeBob SquarePants puzzle, SpongeBob SquarePants credit card bills. [shows a credit card bill which shows that Bobby had spent $551.20 on SpongeBob products]
Patrick: You know, I wouldn't have bought all this stuff if it didn't have pictures of SpongeBob all over it.
Bobby: SpongeBob bedroom, SpongeBob washroom, SpongeBob slippers, SpongeBob mugs, SpongeBob light switch, SpongeBob lamps, SpongeBob TV, SpongeBob games, boombox, car, snow cone maker-[gibberish]
Plankton: [laughs] I've been selling all these SpongeBob products so that they would give all of their attention, money and effort to worthless junk. And now I can really lock them in for total mind control with SpongeBob Plush YouTube videos, [shows the three previous SpongeBob FCCD commercials] the last step to give them to completely give themselves to commercialism. [laughs again]
SpongeBob: Huh? Did you hear that, Patrick?
[Patrick is watching the scene from the cereal commercial that started the 'Have a bowl' meme. On the side of the video, you can see various FCCD videos, including Monopolyopoly and Breakfast With The President]
Patrick: [In a drowsy and strange voice] Make more SpongeBob videos... Type, type, type, type, type.
SpongeBob: [in a slow-motion voice] No!
[SpongeBob charges at Patrick and grabs the MacBook Air that Patrick is watching the video on. He throws it off the edge of the countertop, and an explosion effect plays]
Patrick: Huh? I'm free!
Mr. Krabs: I never realized I was a crab!
Squidward: Now we can live better lives.
SpongeBob: [hits Squidward] Let's go outside, and-
Patrick: Help old ladies cross across the street!
Mr. Krabs: Feed people with my new charity. GIVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD!
Plankton: I'm going to start wearing clothing.
Squidward: And I'm not going to be [sighs] grouchy.
SpongeBob: And self-centered.
Squidward: Yeah.
Patrick: And unreliable.
Squidward: Uh huh.
Mr. Krabs: And lazy!
Squidward: Okay.
Plankton: And ignorant.
Squidward: I think that's I-
Sandy: And self-righteous.
SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, how 'bout you play us some music?
Squidward: Yeah, with my clarinet! [starts to play "Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' on the Moonlight" on his clarinet]
[cuts to Sandy, Patrick, SpongeBob, Plankton and Squidward playing on a rope. Gary appears]
Gary: Meow.
[they are now spinning on a ceiling fan]
Plankton: I'm getting dizzy.
[they are now in a washing machine]
Random Fish (probably Fred): My leg!
[They are now inside a bowl that Bobby is pulling.]
Plankton: Help I Fell Out of the Bowl.
[It then cuts to them on the bag that Bobby shook at the beginning of the video]
Everyone: [laughs]
[the video ends and the beach outro is shown. Painty the Pirate from the show's intro laughs]
[it cuts to a clip where Bobby is cleaning all of the SpongeBob stuff off the countertop]
[the FCCD logo lights up and some text says 'Get Out There and Bring Joy to Someone Today!'. It then explains that the video is a parody]
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