Dirty Deeds Amyl and the Sniffers

[Verse 1]
If you're having trouble with the high school head
He's giving you the blues
You wanna graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do:
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring: three-six, two-four, three-six, one
I lead a life of crime

[Chorus]
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)

[Verse 2]
You got problems in your life of love?
You got a broken heart?
She's double-dealin' with your best friend
That's when the tear drops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about her
We'll have ourselves a ball