The Perfect Woman (Live) Bo Burnham

So, I've done a lot of comedy, so let's, uh...
Take a little break from that, and this is um...
This is just a song that's...
If you'll just indulge me, it's...
Yeah

She was the perfect woman
In every single way
She made the sun shine brighter
And all my cares go away
She was the perfect woman
She was a gourmet chef
They say that love is blind
Well it's also deaf

'Cause Helen Keller was the perfect woman
And no one understands
Just how talented she was with her hands, ugh
Well God made her the perfect woman
I was the finishing touch
She was the perfect woman 'cause she didn't talk so much

She wanted to name the kids
So I finally let her
It turned out horribly
Chewbacca could've done better, *imitates Chewbacca*
But I guess it was alright
We had a boy and a girl
Just me and Helen, ehhh-haaa, and Earl