Tardigrade Song Cosmo Sheldrake

[Verse 1]
If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home
Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne?
Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn
These are the things that I never will learn

These are
The things
I never will learn...

[Refrain 1]
Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai lai
Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai

[Verse 2]
I live in the shrubbery, for that's all I crave (Ah ha)
I don't want these excitements to see me to my grave (Ah ha)
I can live life in vacuums for years with no drink (Ah ha)
And put up with hardships more than you can think

And put up
With hardships more than you can think...

[Refrain 1]
Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai lai
Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai