[Verse 1]
Mum said, "Skag, Fred? Of course, try horse"
But Fred shook head, wet eyed, replied
"Mother; rather clean room, sweep broom, pass test, do best"
"Oh, son, no fun, here's crack, try smack; homework's for jerks"
"But mum, listen, one day, straight A's I'll get; effort, damn it's worth it"
"Bullshit, I knit booties, nappies, I fold; I hold you tight at night"
[Verse 2]
"Now you think you know all! Gone all 'straight guy'!
Where'd I go wrong? Have bong, syringe; don't whinge
No sums; no son of mine can't find mainline
Sink scoob, miss food, skip school, break rule
Paint train, kill brain; here Fred, acid
Drop it, stop it, this bluff; straight stuff's a bore
No more, you'll part Mum's heart"
[Verse 3]
Fred spoke, "I'll toke; oh no, on no drug pipe tonight
No bong, it's wrong! Cocaine rots brain
Need rest, maths test Friday; good day"
So said son Fred, 'nuff said
Go to bed
[Verse 4]
Want to be in the avant garde
But I'll never do it, it's just too hard
I can wear the clothes like a pinehead
But when it's 10:30, I'm off to bed
Mum said, "Skag, Fred? Of course, try horse"
But Fred shook head, wet eyed, replied
"Mother; rather clean room, sweep broom, pass test, do best"
"Oh, son, no fun, here's crack, try smack; homework's for jerks"
"But mum, listen, one day, straight A's I'll get; effort, damn it's worth it"
"Bullshit, I knit booties, nappies, I fold; I hold you tight at night"
[Verse 2]
"Now you think you know all! Gone all 'straight guy'!
Where'd I go wrong? Have bong, syringe; don't whinge
No sums; no son of mine can't find mainline
Sink scoob, miss food, skip school, break rule
Paint train, kill brain; here Fred, acid
Drop it, stop it, this bluff; straight stuff's a bore
No more, you'll part Mum's heart"
[Verse 3]
Fred spoke, "I'll toke; oh no, on no drug pipe tonight
No bong, it's wrong! Cocaine rots brain
Need rest, maths test Friday; good day"
So said son Fred, 'nuff said
Go to bed
[Verse 4]
Want to be in the avant garde
But I'll never do it, it's just too hard
I can wear the clothes like a pinehead
But when it's 10:30, I'm off to bed
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