Hot Dog in a Hallway NOFX

[Verse 1]
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well, that's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me, I can't breathe, that's why I love her

[Verse 2]
Yeah, I'm her butter, she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I get on top of her, I can't touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy, safe and warm, she's my insulation

[Verse 3]
I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs, a punctured lung, that's why I love her
She's my filly, I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale, that's why I love her

[Verse 1]
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well, that's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me, I can't breathe, that's why I love her