The Cast and Crew Harry Nilsson

[Intro: Otto Preminger]
Stop!
Before you skidoo
We'd like to introduce
Our cast and crew

[Verse 1]
Jackie Gleason was Tony Banks
Carol Channing: Flo
Frankie Avalon: Angie
Fred Clark: a Tower Guard
Michael Constantine: Leech
Frank Gorshin: The Man
John Phillip Law: Stash
Peter Lawford: The Senator
Burgess Meredith: The Warden
George Raft: The Skipper
Cesar Romero was Hechy
Mickey Rooney: "Blue Chips" Packard
And Groucho Marx played "God"
In the Otto Preminger film
Ski-doodle-y-do-do-doo

[Verse 2]
With Arnold Stang as Harry
Doro Merande as The Mayor
Phil Arnold as Her Husband
Slim Pickens as a Switchboard Operator
Robert Donner is another Switchboard Operator
Richard Kiel as Beany
Tom Law as Geronimo
Jaik Rosenstein as "Eggs" Benedict (Benedict!)
Stacy King as The Amazon
And Renny Roker as a prison guard
Roman Gabriel as a prison guard
And Nilsson as a tower guard
And Stone Country as themselves
And the Orange County Ramblers played the Green Bay Packers!