On the Street Where You Live Bill Shirley

[FREDDY]
When she mentioned how her aunt bit off the spoon
She completely done me in
And my heart went on a journey to the moon
When she told about her father and the gin
And I never saw a more enchanting farce
Than that moment when she shouted
"Move your bloomin'—"

[MRS. PEARCE, spoken]
Yes, sir?

[FREDDY, spoken]
Is, is Miss Doolittle in?

[MRS. PEARCE, spoken]
Whom shall I say is calling?

[FREDDY, spoken]
Freddy Eynsford-Hill
Oh, if she doesn't remember who I am
Tell her I'm the chap who was sniggering at her

[MRS. PEARCE, spoken]
Yes, sir