Heather? ​The AAA Girls (Ft. Alaska Thunderfuck, Courtney Act, Stacy Layne Matthews & Willam)

[Intro: Stacy Layne Matthews]
Oooh, aaah
Oooh, aaah
Heather

[Verse 1: Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck]
They wasn’t thinking when they let you sashay off the show
If they was judging right they never would've let you go
They didn’t know talent, they was trippin’, Kool-Aid sippin'
They was listenin’ to Michelle
And all the fandom had to suffer here without your looks
No henny this, no henny that was so unwatchable
But they didn’t crown you
So they didn’t crown me
Girl, they’ll crown anything
I never felt
The feelings I’ve been feeling every since they made that choice
How dare they tell you that your red outfit was not couture
Oh what I wouldn’t give to have you back for season 9
Not fair

[Chorus: All (Stacy Layne Matthews)]
‘Cause Stacy
(The fuck is Heather?)
When you left I lost some good TV
(Still mad)
I’m still mad ‘bout season 3
(Come back, come back)
Come back henny please
(Come back, come back)
‘Cause who the fuck is Heather?
Who else gon' shake it shake it oh yeah yeah non stop?
Who else gon' eat the meat to the bone and still look cunt?
Who-o gon' rep the Backswamp, North Carolina?
Oh henny henny, who the fuck is Heather?