Vlad the Impaler GWAR

[Chorus]
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler
Vlad, Vlad
He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler
Vlad, Vlad
He could have been a whaler
Could have been a tailor
He turned out to be Norman Mailer

Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh!

[Verse 1]
He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants, yeah they got the point
Mommy was a hamster
And his daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure

He's so glad, he's Vlad

[Chorus]
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler
Vlad, Vlad
He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler
Vlad, Vlad
Could have been a tailor
Could have been a whaler
He turned, he turned, he turned, he turned