Don’cha pinch me, Charlie Original London Cast of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Ft. Alex Clatworthy, Billy Boyle, Jack Costello, Jack Shalloo, Kate Graham, Myra Sands, Nigel Planer, Roni Page & Ross Dawes)

(Charlie searches for treasure at the dump when Mrs. Pratchett’s sweet stall passes. A rich couple order a few bars of chocolate before dinner. Charlie watches them hungrily. As they leave, they drop some money. Encouraged by the Tramp, Charlie realises it’s just enough for a bar of Chocolate. He buys one. What he finds inside is so exciting that it prompts Grandpa Joe (as well as the other grandparents) to get out of bed and walk for the first time in forty years! Yes, Charlie has a winning ticket!)

[CHARLIE]
Grandpa Joe, how d’ja know
That I’d be coming home today
With something good, something gold
Something special that I can hold
Mr. Wonka, how d’ja do?
Tomorrow morning I’ll be seeing you!

[GRANDPA JOE, spoken]
Charlie… what is it?

[CHARLIE, spoken]
Grandpa Joe… we won!

[GRANDPA JOE]
Charlie, get my uniform
From high upon the shelf
And dust off all the years since it’s been worn
I admit for quite a while
I haven’t been me self
But spread the news!
A new Joe has been born

[CHARLIE, MR. BUCKET, MRS. BUCKET, JOSEPHINE, GEORGE & GEORGINA]
(gasp)