[Intro]
Do you love the sweet smell of industry in the morning?
Does Terra Firma fill you with terror versus firm factory foundations?
Have you ever looked at Mother Nature’s splendor and thought, ‘Eugh...’
We have brave FICSIT pioneers nobly shaving off the galaxy’s superfluous greenery
Grinding it down into the fine mulch of progress and refining it into pure ingots of profit
And now you too can join them
Welcome
To the AWESOME shop
[Chorus 1]
The planets and the stars are new frontiers of revenue
And our pioneers bring bargains factory direct to you
Try not to be disheartеned by the trees that we consumе
Call and place your orders of
Products from the AWESOME shop
[Interlude 1]
Violent violet boars on your iron ore?
Carnivorous critters crashing your Caterium conveyors?
Then do we have just the product for you!
[Verse 1]
Every planet features sweet resource veins that you can extract
Sadly, selfish creatures then, of course, make them their habitats
We’ve got a brilliant new addition to your haversack
Thirty thousand volts of pure eviction in one handy pack
Introducing the Xeno-Zapper, just as soon as it leaves the wrapper
Any nuisance beasts giving you any grief just give a brief zap and you’ll see them scatter
Is it cruel? Does it even matter? Deep below, well, we need that matter
It’s a tool with a decent stagger but certain pests need a beefier splatter
The Xeno-Basher is our premium offering
Guaranteed to leave more than a few teeth wobbling
When local zoology opposes remodeling
We recommend them a deluxe clobbering
Do you love the sweet smell of industry in the morning?
Does Terra Firma fill you with terror versus firm factory foundations?
Have you ever looked at Mother Nature’s splendor and thought, ‘Eugh...’
We have brave FICSIT pioneers nobly shaving off the galaxy’s superfluous greenery
Grinding it down into the fine mulch of progress and refining it into pure ingots of profit
And now you too can join them
Welcome
To the AWESOME shop
[Chorus 1]
The planets and the stars are new frontiers of revenue
And our pioneers bring bargains factory direct to you
Try not to be disheartеned by the trees that we consumе
Call and place your orders of
Products from the AWESOME shop
[Interlude 1]
Violent violet boars on your iron ore?
Carnivorous critters crashing your Caterium conveyors?
Then do we have just the product for you!
[Verse 1]
Every planet features sweet resource veins that you can extract
Sadly, selfish creatures then, of course, make them their habitats
We’ve got a brilliant new addition to your haversack
Thirty thousand volts of pure eviction in one handy pack
Introducing the Xeno-Zapper, just as soon as it leaves the wrapper
Any nuisance beasts giving you any grief just give a brief zap and you’ll see them scatter
Is it cruel? Does it even matter? Deep below, well, we need that matter
It’s a tool with a decent stagger but certain pests need a beefier splatter
The Xeno-Basher is our premium offering
Guaranteed to leave more than a few teeth wobbling
When local zoology opposes remodeling
We recommend them a deluxe clobbering
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