Laws of the Administration Groucho Marx

[MRS. TEASDALE]
For our information
Just for our illustration
Tell us how you intend to run the nation

[FIREFLY]
These are the laws of my administration:
No one's allowed to smoke
Or tell a dirty joke
And whistling is forbidden

[DIPLOMATS]
We're not allowed to tell a dirty joke
Hail, hail Freedonia

[FIREFLY]
If chewing gum is chewed
The chewer is pursued
And in the hoosegow hidden

[DIPLOMATS]
If we choose to chew we'll be pursued

[FIREFLY]
If any form of pleasure is exhibited
Report to me, and it will be prohibited
I'll put my foot down, so shall it be
This is the land of the free
The last man nearly ruined this place
He didn't know what to do with it
If you think this country's bad off now
Just wait till I get through with it