I WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS I DO
MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ALL WANT ONE TOO
I WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS
IT'S EXCELLENT, AWESOME, AND COOL
HEY DAD
YES SON
DID YOU GO SHOP-KO?
I WAS IN LINE FOR A WEEK, AND THEY HAVE NO MORE
HEY MOM
YES DEAR
DID YOU GO KMART?
YES AND I BARELY SURVIVED
THERE WAS NO PLACE TO PARK SO I PARKED ACROSS TOWN
AND WHEN I GOT INSIDE I WAS NEARLY KNOCKED DOWN
BY THE EYE GOUGING, CART STEALING, HAIR PULLING MOB
THEN A MESSAGE CAME OVER THE INTERCOM
ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS, BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL IN TOY
DEPARTMENT ON RINKY STINKY DOO DUMS. OR WHATEVER... 40% OFF NEXT FIVE MINUTES ONLY
LADIES SCREAMING, PURSES BASHING, CHILDREN CRYING, CARTS ARE CRASHING, SHOPPERS TO AND FRO ARE DASHING, BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL, PRICES SLASHING
EVERY YEAR THIS CHRISTMAS MADNESS
GOT TO GIVE THE GIFT OF GLADNESS, OVER THERE I SEE THE LAST ONE, GOT TO GET THERE BE THE FAST ONE
OH MY GOD, THERE'S ONE MORE LEFT AND I'VE GOT IT!
MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ALL WANT ONE TOO
I WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS
IT'S EXCELLENT, AWESOME, AND COOL
HEY DAD
YES SON
DID YOU GO SHOP-KO?
I WAS IN LINE FOR A WEEK, AND THEY HAVE NO MORE
HEY MOM
YES DEAR
DID YOU GO KMART?
YES AND I BARELY SURVIVED
THERE WAS NO PLACE TO PARK SO I PARKED ACROSS TOWN
AND WHEN I GOT INSIDE I WAS NEARLY KNOCKED DOWN
BY THE EYE GOUGING, CART STEALING, HAIR PULLING MOB
THEN A MESSAGE CAME OVER THE INTERCOM
ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS, BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL IN TOY
DEPARTMENT ON RINKY STINKY DOO DUMS. OR WHATEVER... 40% OFF NEXT FIVE MINUTES ONLY
LADIES SCREAMING, PURSES BASHING, CHILDREN CRYING, CARTS ARE CRASHING, SHOPPERS TO AND FRO ARE DASHING, BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL, PRICES SLASHING
EVERY YEAR THIS CHRISTMAS MADNESS
GOT TO GIVE THE GIFT OF GLADNESS, OVER THERE I SEE THE LAST ONE, GOT TO GET THERE BE THE FAST ONE
OH MY GOD, THERE'S ONE MORE LEFT AND I'VE GOT IT!
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