Davy the Fat Boy Randy Newman

[Verse]
I've been his friend
Since we were little babies
I was a comfort to his mother
And a pal to his dad
Before they passed away
They say, "Take care of our Davy
You may be the only friend
He ever will have"

[Chorus]
Davy, the fat boy
Davy, the fat boy
Isn't he round?
Isn't he round?
What do he weigh, folks?
Can you guess what he weigh?
You know, it's only a quarter

[Post-Chorus]
Win a teddy bear for the girlfriend
Or something for the wife
You've got to let this fat boy in your life

[Bridge]
I think we can persuade him to do
The famous fat boy dance for you
Give me half a chance
I just know you'll like my fat boy's dance