[Verse 1]
I heard a tree
It was talking to me
It said "You are an asshole."
A honeybee
Went buzzing by me
It said "You're such an asshole."
[Chorus 1]
I've experienced such strange phenomena
Since I left my sweet Marie
I left her to see the world
Now the whole world is mad at me!
[Verse 2]
I caught a fish
That fish was pissed
"I been caught by an asshole!"
I threw it back and a seagull crapped
"For you are an asshole!"
[Chorus 2]
I've experienced such weird phenomena
Since I left you my Marie
I walked away from your sweet sweet love
Now the whole world is through with me
I heard a tree
It was talking to me
It said "You are an asshole."
A honeybee
Went buzzing by me
It said "You're such an asshole."
[Chorus 1]
I've experienced such strange phenomena
Since I left my sweet Marie
I left her to see the world
Now the whole world is mad at me!
[Verse 2]
I caught a fish
That fish was pissed
"I been caught by an asshole!"
I threw it back and a seagull crapped
"For you are an asshole!"
[Chorus 2]
I've experienced such weird phenomena
Since I left you my Marie
I walked away from your sweet sweet love
Now the whole world is through with me
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