Literal Dead Island 2 Trailer Tobuscus

Playstation, Deep Silver... still

Get a good look at the road I’ma run on
Shoes tied nice, make sure there’s no dirt on ‘em
Yeah, that’s perfect
Check it out, both legs, kick it out, get ready
Stretch it out, close-up on the bulge, do the washing machine
Close-up on the bulge, feel the bulge, pat the bulge, good bulge
Living the dream
Crack the neck twice
(Oh no) Perfect eyebrows? Check
Perfect teeth? Check
(Oh no) Perfect hair that blows in the wind? Check
(Oh no) Insignificant flesh wound? Cover it up with the white and gold
(Oh no) Turn it up, show the gold
Yeah

Close up on a Picture-Perfect Fitness Guy
Listenin’ to music while he exercises
Look down at his muscles periodically
Gotta make sure that he’s the best thing on the beach

I‘ma jog right until I throw up (Hoo)
I’ma jog right until I throw up

Sees a lady, indicates he got a sweet six-pack
Assume that she liked it, but don’t look back
She didn’t like that, she don’t like it neither
When a couple zombies come out and start to eat her