[Verse 1]
The sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand
And string theory's easy to understand
The grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright
Healthcare will be resolved overnight
The world isn't round, and the Buddha's not Zen
And we both have really good taste in men
And there really is a Black Forest land
Where everyone gets all their ham
And I swear, I fuckin' swear
I didn't Google you...
[Verse 2]
Okay, I did, I admit it
It was so easy to do
7,008 results
And I know everything about you
You're not a sex offender
But you failed home ec in 1997
It really isn't that weird
Come on, we're all adults here
[Chorus]
Everybody Googles each other
Everybody does their Facebook research
It's how we get to know one another
To make sure that we don't get raped
The sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand
And string theory's easy to understand
The grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright
Healthcare will be resolved overnight
The world isn't round, and the Buddha's not Zen
And we both have really good taste in men
And there really is a Black Forest land
Where everyone gets all their ham
And I swear, I fuckin' swear
I didn't Google you...
[Verse 2]
Okay, I did, I admit it
It was so easy to do
7,008 results
And I know everything about you
You're not a sex offender
But you failed home ec in 1997
It really isn't that weird
Come on, we're all adults here
[Chorus]
Everybody Googles each other
Everybody does their Facebook research
It's how we get to know one another
To make sure that we don't get raped
Comments (0)
The minimum comment length is 50 characters.
Information
Users of Guests are not allowed to comment this publication.
There are no comments yet. You can be the first!