
Mr. Creosote Monty Python (Ft. John Cleese & Terry Jones)
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Mr. Creosote (Terry Jones), a grotesquely obese man, walks into a French restaurant. The maitre d' (John Cleese) greets him:
MAITRE D': Ah, good afternoon, sir! And how are we today?
MR. CREOSOTE: Better.
MAITRE D': Better?
MR. CREOSOTE: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.
The maitre d' motions to Gaston, a waiter:
MAITRE D': Ah, Gaston? A bucket for monsieur.
Gaston walks away with his arms in his sleeves. Cut to the maitre d' situating Mr. Creosote at his table. He slightly adjusts the position of the chair and table. After this, he snaps for Gaston, who is carrying the bucket. Gaston sets the bucket to the side of Mr. Creosote, who begins vomiting.
MAITRE D': Merci, Gaston.
MR. CREOSOTE: I wasn't finished.
MAITRE D': Oh, pardon. Gaston? (to Mr. Creosote) A thousand pardons, monsieur.
Mr. Creosote vomits again.
MAITRE D': Now, this afternoon, we have monsieur's favorite, the jugged hare. The hare is very high, and the sauce is very rich, with truffles, anchovies, Grand Mariner, bacon, and creme. (to Gaston) Thank you, Gaston.
MR. CREOSOTE: There's still more.
MAITRE D': Allow me.
The maitre d' grabs the bucket and hands it to Gaston.
MAITRE D': A new bucket for monsieur.
MAITRE D': Ah, good afternoon, sir! And how are we today?
MR. CREOSOTE: Better.
MAITRE D': Better?
MR. CREOSOTE: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.
The maitre d' motions to Gaston, a waiter:
MAITRE D': Ah, Gaston? A bucket for monsieur.
Gaston walks away with his arms in his sleeves. Cut to the maitre d' situating Mr. Creosote at his table. He slightly adjusts the position of the chair and table. After this, he snaps for Gaston, who is carrying the bucket. Gaston sets the bucket to the side of Mr. Creosote, who begins vomiting.
MAITRE D': Merci, Gaston.
MR. CREOSOTE: I wasn't finished.
MAITRE D': Oh, pardon. Gaston? (to Mr. Creosote) A thousand pardons, monsieur.
Mr. Creosote vomits again.
MAITRE D': Now, this afternoon, we have monsieur's favorite, the jugged hare. The hare is very high, and the sauce is very rich, with truffles, anchovies, Grand Mariner, bacon, and creme. (to Gaston) Thank you, Gaston.
MR. CREOSOTE: There's still more.
MAITRE D': Allow me.
The maitre d' grabs the bucket and hands it to Gaston.
MAITRE D': A new bucket for monsieur.
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