Bad Worker The Replacements

Get them fingerprints off of this glass
Wanna keep your job you better start kissing somebody's ass
Excuse me miss
I gotta get under your feet
Oh, one day honey when I ain't got this broom
I'll get you in a room in between some filthy sheets

'Cause I'm a bad worker
My father would be ashamed
I'm a bad, bad worker
I'll give you minimum effort for a minimum wage

Drag my vacuum in the office of a courtroom star
Crossing the street, I didn't wipe, I was tracking tar

All I need is another warnin' slip, oh no
Well I drank a cup of coffee and I read a magazine
Looking for the boss who was nowhere to be seen

'Cause I'm a bad worker
My father would be ashamed
I'm a bad, bad worker
I'll give you minimum effort for a minimum wage

An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
Vote for me
And I'll set everybody
Maybe lay everybody off