Inventor of the Foldable Chair Value Select

[Intro Skit]
"Alright. Oh! Finally under the sheets. Set the alarm and then I let my mind relax... Not thinking about a damn thing! Well, there's one thing. I mean, it's just weary though. Trying to rejuvinate my body for tomorrow. What if I instead thought about all the things that don't really need an answer? Like, for example:"

[Verse]
Did the inventor of the foldable chair
Ever believe his creation would eclipse the original need?
Did he really think that it was just for sitting
Or for stowing away when you are done having a sit?

Could he see they'd be carried by Christian teens
To wow the ladies in a stunning athletic feat?
Did he know about the WWE
Where chairs dare to fold themselves over your knees?

[Chorus]
Fold and unfold you're furniture gold
From a shelf to a stool to a bed at your friend's house
It's not just for a picnic or game day
You can wear it as armor and pretend you are a giant robot

Fold and unfold you're furniture gold
There's just no damn way he could've known
I guess he did make the chair in the first place
That genius would indicate that maybe he planned it all along...?