The 90's Robbie Williams

[Verse 1]
Picking up the story from where I left off
It's 1990 now so school can fuck off
I got no GCSEs, nothing higher than a D
I couldn't tell my mum because she'd batter me
Me and Tate sat on the bowling green, life was a shitter
We had five quid between us and bought us six cans of bitter
I took me ten Benson home and I smoked through the sorrow
If I could just avoid me mum maybe I'll tell her tomorrow
I stumbled through the door and said "Mum, it's like this."
She said "That man's been on the phone and you've made the list!
You're in that boy band, son, come and giz a kiss!"
Phoned up Martin and Rich and carried on getting pissed
"Boys, I don't believe it, I'm gonna be famous!
Pick you up in a Porsche and buy you lots of trainers."
I met the other guys, one seemed like a cock
I think it's gonna be like New Kids on The Block

[Chorus]
(I only wanted to get down)
I can't be bothered, 'cause I'm lazy
I hate those that hate me
I can't forgive and it's crazy, baby
(I'm making trouble in this town)
Now I'm a video star
Do you know who you are, baby?
(For the five of us)