Everybody Hates Chris Chris Leese (Ft. Dan Bull)

[Hook: Dan Bull]
Everybody hates Chris
Everybody hates Chris Leese
'Cause he's
An absolute wanker
(2x)

[Verse 1: Chris Leese]
Well, that's a true fact, I'm an absolute twat
When I've had a few cans, my attitude's bad
Pissy at the party, sniffing Charlie
'Till my fuckin' jaw's wired like Kanye
I smoke crack, just in case you didn't know that
Swallowing Prozac with bottles of Cognac
It's me, Chris Leese
Wiping dick cheese on your bird's titties
And anyone who wanna challenge this
Will be having sicker flashbacks than Catholic kids on acid trips
Hyperactive prick, I need calm down
All I do is dart 'round making fart sounds
Far out, the loudest voice in the crowd
I can't front, I'm probably annoying you now
But I'm not Chris Evans, Willis or Brown
I'm the most hated boy in the town

[Hook]
Everybody hates Chris
Everybody hates Chris Leese
'Cause he's
An absolute wanker
(2x)