[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
DOVAHKIIN
VS
SHROOOOCK
LINK
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Dovahkiin]
There is only one they fear, and it is not the Hero of Time
Just stop right there, green-clad scum, you must pay for your crimes
So "Hey Listen" you little fairy punk, put away your tiny Master Sword
The Elder Scrolls told of the return of the one who will leave you floored
Like Aludin, I'll blast your battalion, be slaying your stallion, take your medallions
I really don't need a companion because I'm known all around as being so valiant
You better be feeling nervous when I approach with my weapon drawn
Blast your ass back to the Lost Woods with my mighty Fus-Ro-Dah
[Verse 2: Link]
You think just screaming words is enough to take mе down?
Why don't you suck my Spiritual Stone instead of stealing from thosе towns?
Take this red potion, Dovah, while I Z-Target your chest
And slash you vertically to death for resisting arrest
I won't need Din's Fire to burn you like Arniel's Convection
You're looking lost there, Dragonborn; just check the Dungeon Map section
I don't want to believe that you even exist, you're so bad
So take your little bent-horn helmet and shove it up your ass
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
DOVAHKIIN
VS
SHROOOOCK
LINK
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Dovahkiin]
There is only one they fear, and it is not the Hero of Time
Just stop right there, green-clad scum, you must pay for your crimes
So "Hey Listen" you little fairy punk, put away your tiny Master Sword
The Elder Scrolls told of the return of the one who will leave you floored
Like Aludin, I'll blast your battalion, be slaying your stallion, take your medallions
I really don't need a companion because I'm known all around as being so valiant
You better be feeling nervous when I approach with my weapon drawn
Blast your ass back to the Lost Woods with my mighty Fus-Ro-Dah
[Verse 2: Link]
You think just screaming words is enough to take mе down?
Why don't you suck my Spiritual Stone instead of stealing from thosе towns?
Take this red potion, Dovah, while I Z-Target your chest
And slash you vertically to death for resisting arrest
I won't need Din's Fire to burn you like Arniel's Convection
You're looking lost there, Dragonborn; just check the Dungeon Map section
I don't want to believe that you even exist, you're so bad
So take your little bent-horn helmet and shove it up your ass
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