When You’re Traveling From Nantucket Animaniacs

Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings about time

Yakko: When you're traveling from Nantucket through Chicago to St. Paul
And you're standing in an airport and you look upon the wall
There's a clock for every city and a different time for all
From Asia through Malaysia to Peru

Yakko: Did you ever wonder why that when it's ten o'clock in Maine
At precisely the same moment, it is 3 AM in Spain?
When it's breakfast time in Rome, they're having lunch in the Ukraine
And it's supper up in upper Kathmandu

Yakko: If the Earth were spinning faster as the sun is going past her
Than a day would only be an hour long
And school, when they begin it, would only last a minute
Before everybody has to run along
Wakko and Dot: All right!

Yakko: If the Earth were the planet that was closest to the sun
A year would be much shorter and you'd have a lot of fun
'Cause by the time you were in first grade, you'd be over twenty-one
And you'd live to be nine hundred, three, or four

Yakko: Time is relative, dependent, you can save it, you can spend it
Doing things you like to do or learning how
Wakko: You can't see it, you can't taste it...
Dot: But you certainly can waste it...
Yakko: Which is really what we're doing here right now!