Handle Your Bars Flobots

[Intro: Jonny 5 & The Miracle Sisters]
Now, normally I'm pretty conflict-avoidant
Just ignore shit if it's just annoying
I don't write a diss track about "Stranger Things" episode 7
I'd just be like, "That's disappointing"
But recently, I was just acquainted
With a young man, maybe once-fan of ours
(Hey look, this guy's covering "Handlebars")
That's cool, what's he say in his bars?
(Umm, instead of "my bike," he says "your girl")
Oh, that's really clever (Oh, it gets even better)
Oh, naturally, these days it has to be thoroughly crafted to be received fashionably
(Oh, yeah, you have to see this
His masterpiece is like a master thesis
In this project, he concocts a fascinating twist of logic
Describes a woman's body like it's just an object)
Hmm, watch out, watch out, hold up, hold up

[Refrain: Jonny 5 & The Miracle Sisters]
I think that's been done
Yeah, it's been done
(Well, maybe, yeah)
I think that's been dumb
Yeah, and then some, hmm
(Yeah, I guess so)
I won't hold it against him
Hold it against him
(Oh, really? Why not?)
Because he's just 21
Tryna get attention
(Actually, he's twenty-two)
Oh, then that's disappointing
(His name is Logan Paul)
Oh, I don't listen to boy bands
(No, man! All the kids love his stuff
You don't know him at all?) What the fuck?
This guy's got like a million followers
(12 million, way more than all of yours)
Probably has like a billion dolla-ers
(Well, if you care so much, then call a law-y-er)