[Intro skit before song – Teacher and young Corey talking]
(Teacher:) Corey! Corey! Corey! Pay attention!
(*Students giggling*)
What's this? Pink Floyd? The boy fancies himself a musician!
(*Students giggling*)
Hmmph! It's rubbish. Now what did I just say Corey?
(Corey:) We don't need no education?
(*Students giggling*)
(Teacher:) That's gramatically incorrect, so apparently you do need some education...
(*Students giggling*)
School is no laughing matter. Do you know what we teach in these walls?
(Corey:) How to fix a car, pay your taxes, ace an interview, perform first aid, manage your insurance, cook healthy meals, or do household repairs?
(Teacher:) Preposterous! We pay other people to do those things. We teach important things you need to know how to do in life. Like algebra, trigonometry, physics, geology, sex ed...
(*Students gasp*)
...Oh, that's right. You all have letters saying you don't need to learn that. Well, it shouldn't be too important. Especially in the case of that kid.
(*Students giggling*)
Do you laugh at everything? Well, anyway – continue to act like the oppressed, and me the oppressor. Rock albums really seem to eat that shit up...
(Teacher:) Corey! Corey! Corey! Pay attention!
(*Students giggling*)
What's this? Pink Floyd? The boy fancies himself a musician!
(*Students giggling*)
Hmmph! It's rubbish. Now what did I just say Corey?
(Corey:) We don't need no education?
(*Students giggling*)
(Teacher:) That's gramatically incorrect, so apparently you do need some education...
(*Students giggling*)
School is no laughing matter. Do you know what we teach in these walls?
(Corey:) How to fix a car, pay your taxes, ace an interview, perform first aid, manage your insurance, cook healthy meals, or do household repairs?
(Teacher:) Preposterous! We pay other people to do those things. We teach important things you need to know how to do in life. Like algebra, trigonometry, physics, geology, sex ed...
(*Students gasp*)
...Oh, that's right. You all have letters saying you don't need to learn that. Well, it shouldn't be too important. Especially in the case of that kid.
(*Students giggling*)
Do you laugh at everything? Well, anyway – continue to act like the oppressed, and me the oppressor. Rock albums really seem to eat that shit up...
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