A Fine Day Violent J

[Intro]
("Brother!")
It's  going to be a fine night tonight
It's  going to be a fine day tomorrow
("Brother!")

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Was I dreaming or awake?
I-I-I-I-have  not a clue
I  only know the pain was oh-oh-oh
So real and piercing through
I  heard a ping. I felt the sh-sh-shatter
My chest felt the splatter
Felt warm wet and sticky clumps of
Sk-skull and br-br-brain matter ("Brother!")
That  bitch went through my cell-y
Found them nude pictures of Shelly
That's some chick from Hoboken
She swung, split my whole skull open ("Cheater!")
No, we ain't cheated. She's a vet
I ain't skeeted in her yet
And my bitch just deleted that
And my forehead greeted her bat ("Fucker!")
I fell unco-co-conscious
'Til I heard her load my gat
She flipped me over with her foot
Giggled, and shot me in the back
I heard her slip downstairs door slam my car
Started and drove away
Felt the dogs sniff and lick my bullet hole
I'm 'bout to have myself a nice day