Letter from the Scallop Boat GWAR

[Verse 1]
Dear Oderus Urungus
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face
And the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
Now I'm getting 20 to life for
Killing the guy that was humping my wife and
I thought I'd write a letter to you

[Chorus]
Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat

[Verse 2]
I used to work on the scallop boat
Made some money there
I used to do the I.V. coke
Lost some money there

Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now baby
Funky scallop
Funky scallop boat