A Pizza The Action The Stupendium

[Intro, spoken: RambunctiousVA]
'Gregory... It looks like you are trapped here in the PizzaPlex until morning... To survive the night you are going to need a kick-ass 80s action anthem... That is not a show program I can provide... But... There is someone who can...'

[Verse 1: The Stupendium]
So you’re trapped after dark in the park and you’re tasked with surviving the night
So your ma and your pa have departed the party and left you to fight
So hang tight, to the tickets you’ve won, and your toy laser gun
Set your Faz-Watch to ‘fun’
‘Cause it’s hide and seek hunted by musical monsters
Ain’t that what you wanted?
You came for some games and a bite
The doors have all closed but the stage has been set
So on with the show, no escaping it yet
The night is still young and the fun’s just begun
You’ve been played like your grave of arcade cabinets

[Pre-Chorus: The Stupendium, Cami-Cat]
When you’ve gates stormed by gators and wolves at the door
When the power is down, you can’t bear any more
When each tick of the clock has you checking your watch
And the chicken is watching you hungry for gore
Oh, the fun that’s in store!
(Oh, the fun that’s in store!)

[Chorus: The Stupendium]
Come get a pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
A tasty pizza the action
You want a pizza the action