Get In Line Barenaked Ladies

[Verse 1]
Everywhere I go someone's trying to be my girlfriend's best friend
I'm tryin' to pretend I'm relaxed but I'm playin' castanets with my knees
I try to be cool and give her space
But a guy's always there ready to jump right up and take my place
Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool outta me

[Chorus]
Everybody open your mouth
Everybody just say "Ah" (Ah ah ah ah)
Everything will be alright if you play along

[Verse 2]
Everywhere I go there's someone in a trench coat staring at me
And when I'm not at home I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash
Whatever could they want from me?
Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?
I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram shaped rash

[Chorus]
Everybody open your mouth
Everybody just say "Ah" (Ah ah ah ah)
Everything'll be alright, this won't hurt at all
Everybody get in line
Everybody turn and cough (Ah ah ah ah)
Everything'll be alright if you just lay off