Geccity Gec Gec ​user-177606669 (Ft. A bunch of baby ducks & Juliattack)

[Intro: A bunch of baby ducks]
Um, hi, my name's Derek, Derek Balls
It's really nice to meet you
Do you want to be friends with me? (Yes)
Uh, that's good to know
You wanna see my balls?
Alright, um, let me show 'em
Alright, um, glad you like 'em
Oh, how big are they, you're asking?
Uh, I remember I recorded them back in, like, 2021
They were, like, 3 inches tall and an inch wide
And, uh I remember I cut open one and I had to get a prosthetic inside testicle
I'd likе to talk to Mr. Cum

[Verse: Juliattack and FINGER]
Hey, everybody, it's Dеrek
Did you miss me? 'Cause I'm Derek
Yeah, I'm so big Derek
I'm a Derek, I'm a Derek
Big fat Derek
Yeah, uh, I'm-uh the Dereks of ball king
They call me ball king
She call me up, ask me if I was the ball king
I said "b0yscl1b!"
And I was like "b0yscl1b!"
Everything was like-I was like Derek
I [?] up to the world
And I said to the world, and I said "Derek"
Hey, I said to Brittle Bones, I said "Derek"
Fuck you, Rare Americans, just kidding, I'm Derek
I am Derek
I'm Derek
Call me Derek
I think I am Derek
Yeah, yeah, that's my name
If you don't call me by that, you're assuming my name
Did you just assume my name?
'Cause my name is Derek
I have got big fat biggly wiggly Derek balls
Suck my Derek balls, suck my Derek balls, suck my-scream in the mic
(Ahh!)
Derek balls
I'm into Derek balls, Derek balls (Yeah!)
Derek balls
The Derek balls
I feel like Derek balls, I feel like Derek balls (Oh yeah), I feel like Derek balls, I feel like Derek Balls
Uh huh, I wanna fuck Fraxiom, oh yeah (ungh, ungh)
Derek balls, Derek balls, Derek ball-*choking sound*
Help! He's choking me to death! Agh! Help, help, oh my god! (Nobody's coming to help you, nobody's saving you, Derek, this is the end!)
There's somebody in my house, come quick! (No, you are do-)