Nice to Meet You Mr Cowboy Joey Trap

[Intro]
Yee-haw! Howdy, miss
Nice to meet you, Mister Cowboy
Well it's a pleasure (Haha)

[Verse]
"Nice to meet you, Mister Cowboy," said the cowgirl
She should be a Playboi bunny
I said "Wow girl, weird I've never met you
It's a small world "
Asked a couple questions
"listen Mrs. Cowgirl
Do you know how to ride a horse?
Cause I really drive a Porsche, but I know it's not important
I nut up on your toes so we'll never have an orphan
I'm kinda shopaholic, I'll get you matching Jordans, wait
Pardon me, part of me only wants you for emotion
The only part just wants to fuck, I mean
Honestly, I only wanna have sex if you gardening
I don't eat bushes or carpetin', wait
I'ma eat a little bush, only just a little bit
I just ain't admittin' it, well I guess I did and shit
How much do a nigga make? Give you just a little hint
Wait, I'm still illiterate, um
I'm makin' more than the sheriff of Bristol
But did you know I must carry a pistol?
I used to all the meth, got like crystal
But I stopped that, now my life very simple, yeah
I just be-, I just be racin' (I just be racin')
Haha, I just be-, look (I just be racin')
I just be racin' horses, I rip around in some crazy courses
Fifty deep, I'm lightin' blunts with torches
If you heard 'bout me, got different sources
Anyways
What your name Miss cowgirl?"
She said Maddie
She's a ten times ten, out of ten, she's a baddie
If you'd like to race, we'll race horse to my pad and
We can race your heart while I make you call me "Daddy," I'm-
I'm a freak in the streets, in the sheets, I'm a gentleman
Sike, I'm a cowboy, say "Howdy," I'm tellin' you
If you don't say "Howdy" back then I'm killin' him