Operation CB Kool G Rap & DJ Polo

[Intro]
Every eleven minutes, across the USA
A man is a victim of Cock Blocking
This action usually results in broken friendships
The following, is an example..

[Skit]
Kool: Aiyyo Jinx
Jinx: Hey whassup G?
Kool: This girl'll be here in a minute
Jinx: Uh-huh
Kool: The bitch got a nice ass, and I'm tryin to get in it
Jinx: Cool, that's alright, but why you tellin me this shit?
Kool: To make sure you don't mind
Jinx: Uh-huh
Kool: chillin out while I hit it
Jinx: Naww nigga, I'll just turn on the TV set
Jinx: Get paid, hit the skins, get some pussy, get your dick wet
Kool: Alright then, because my dick is hard as hell
*ding dong ding dong*
Kool: The bitch is ringin on my bell

[Verse 1]
Opened the door, "Whassup baby? Yo come on in
Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend"
Now everything is going according to plan
"Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Whassup baby?)
I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat
"Yo Jinx," "Whassup?"
"Later nigga, I'm goin to the back" "See ya!"
I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused..
.. I'm gonna get some drawers
So we laid on the bed and I just smiled
Because I'm dreamin about fuckin her doggystyle
So I'm thinkin bout some hints that I can slip her
*zipper sound* Fuck it, I'll just pull down her zipper
Feelin her ass, and damn the shit is soft
"Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?"
I got the whore ready to let a nigga score
*knocking* Yo who the FUCK is at my door?
*knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck
I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the FUCK is up?"