The Hatchetfield Ape-Man Team StarKid (Ft. Jaime Lyn Beatty & Jeff Blim)

[JAIME]
Here’s a lil story ‘bout the Hatchetfield Ape-Man
He was born some place in the fuckin’ woods

He is tall, he is short
He’s good or bad at sports
The point is that nobody knows

All I know about the Hatchetfield Ape-Man
He’s an ape... man

[Chorus OF JEFFS]
Wooly Foot
His name is Wooly Foot

[JAIME]
What’s that name?

[Chorus OF JEFFS]
His name is Wooly Foot
He’s five foot-ten or he’s four foot-eight

[JAIME]
I remember when I met the Hatchetfield Ape-Man

[Chorus OF JEFFS]
You met him?