Come over here, honey, I gotta talk to you
She knows I'm a certified mechanic
If it's broke I can fix it in a minute
Got boxes full of wrenches
Got a background buildin' engines
And my name on a dirty shirt
So I said "Where'd you get those new Pirellis?"
She said "What the heck are new Pirellis?
"And why you gettin' so defensive?
"I was just out with my girlfriends
"For a sale at the mall and a hairdo
"Thought I'd drop the car off for a tune-up
"So what?"
I said "Baby, I ain't callin' you a liar, honey
"But a girl just don't go get a new set of tires"
Unless she's leavin'
Unless she ain't comin' back
Unless she drove 'em over broken glass and run 'em all flat
Unless racin' Dale Jr. is her secret desire
A girl just don't go get a new set of tires
Now she knows she can tippy-toe right past me
In new clothes, shoes and shiny jewelery
With a box of chocolate candy
And a big bouquet of daisies
And I wouldn't even blink
She knows I'm a certified mechanic
If it's broke I can fix it in a minute
Got boxes full of wrenches
Got a background buildin' engines
And my name on a dirty shirt
So I said "Where'd you get those new Pirellis?"
She said "What the heck are new Pirellis?
"And why you gettin' so defensive?
"I was just out with my girlfriends
"For a sale at the mall and a hairdo
"Thought I'd drop the car off for a tune-up
"So what?"
I said "Baby, I ain't callin' you a liar, honey
"But a girl just don't go get a new set of tires"
Unless she's leavin'
Unless she ain't comin' back
Unless she drove 'em over broken glass and run 'em all flat
Unless racin' Dale Jr. is her secret desire
A girl just don't go get a new set of tires
Now she knows she can tippy-toe right past me
In new clothes, shoes and shiny jewelery
With a box of chocolate candy
And a big bouquet of daisies
And I wouldn't even blink
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