Deadpool Christmas Rap GameboyJones (Ft. Rockit Music)

[Verse 1: GameboyJones]
Better get up off my shit list
Cross you off as naughty when I'm stopping by for Christmas
Slicing through a body now that's what you call a mid drift
Where's the mistletoe I wanna give you all a big kiss
Coming through the chimney, but don't call me Santa
I'm sneaking through your house when you're still inside pajamas
Please don't sneak up on me or I'll hit you with the blammer
Did I even say a word pardon me I do not grammar
I am hammered on this nog when I'm moving through these houses
Sleeping like a log when I'm laid up on some couches
But then somebody found me their responsе was so astounding
Moral of the story is they should of wore thе brown pants
Wow man everybody says I'm obnoxious
And toxic, colossus says that is nonsense
Said I got potential and he really does believe in me
So in his Russian accent he said you can do the Christmas Tree

[Chorus: Rockit Gaming]
Santa's peeking in my stall
Deck the halls with my big balls
It's gonna be a good Deadpool Christmas
Spread my cheer like foamy beer
Christmas fun comes every year
It's gonna be a good Deadpool Christmas