Big Butter and Egg Man Merle Haggard

She wants a big butter and egg man
From way out in the west
Well, she's gettin' tired of dancing all night
Just wants somebody to hold her tight
She said, "Fancy clothes have never been mine"
Just wait, someday that sun is gonna shine
She wants a butter and egg man
From California, USA

Well, I'll be your big butter and egg man
From California, USA
On my guitar, I'll play some hot licks
Hey, that's the technique I use on all the chicks
Well, my butter's number one
My eggs are grade-A
I can make delivery up to fifteen times a day
I'll be your butter and egg man
From California, USA