You Know It’s Christmas Pete & Bas

[Intro]
(NineOne)
(Omelette du fromage)

[Verse 1: Bas]
Dip chicken in the Bisto gravy
Wife chugging on a glass of the Baileys
Passing a glass of the Four Bells Navy
Fill another cup and I'm 'bout to get wavy
Round mine, yeah we do it up properly
I'm drunk, can’t nobody stop me
Santa's smoking and talking Cockney
Feeding the dog the leftover broccoli

[Verse 2: Pete]
Born in a barn, Jesus
Paid too much for the central heating
It's the festive season
Snooze on the couch, the wife got the meat in
Big baubles, dangling
Monopoly, last one standing
Just got a nice rosе gold on the wrist
And a brand new rod for my angling

[Chorus]
You know it's Christmas
When thе snow begins to fall (This is the Christmas feeling)
We love this feeling
So we party all night long (It's Santa live and direct)