Winnipeg Is a Frozen Shithole Venetian Snares

Listen to the sounds of Winnipeg
The white breathing of a nocturnal city in the sad, sad world
Listen to the sounds of Winnipeg
Listen to the sounds of Winnipeg

If you're sad and like beer, I'm your lady

If you're sad
If you're sad
If you're sad and like beer
I'm your lady

I'm your lady

Winnipeg has been chosen four years in a row by The London Times as the world's capital of sorrow

Listen to the sounds of Winnipeg
(Listen to the sounds of Winnipeg)

If you're sad
If you're sad
If you're sad
If you're sad
If you're sad
If you're sad
If you're sad and like beer
I'm your lady
I'm your lady
I'm your lady
I'm your lady
I'm your lady
I'm your lady
I'm your lady
I'm your lady
I'm your lady