First On The Block The Vindictives

Buy one of these things today
It's bright and shiny and on sale
See all of the time it saves
And when you're done, just throw it away

Be the first one on the block

This will take the pain away
Then you can go out and play
Buy a few to put away
Save some for a rainy day

Be the first one on the block

This cookie crumbled
It burst my bubble
My thoughts are jumbled
Wha!
(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

I heard a rumble
It made you stumble
I took a tumble
Wha!
(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)