Joyce Fascinating Aida

You've clearly come to tell me
Something really quite unpleasant
I know that shifty look upon your face
If it's about the alimony
Then our lawyers should be present
No? You're telling me there's
Someone in my place
Do I know her?
Oh, I do?
Well, are you going
To tell me who?

Joyce?
So you're living with Joyce?
I'm a little bit fazed
No, I'm frankly amazed
That you've opted for Joyce
Joyce?
Well blow me, it's Joyce
Am I missing the plot?
Because really she's not
An obvious choice

So
Did it start long ago?
Though I'm out of your life
And no longer your wife
I would just like to know
But
Though the woman's a slut
If you love her I guess
I must wish you success
And keep my mouth shut
I shan't say a thing