Goose On The Loose Dan Bull

[Intro]
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
(Goose on the loose)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
(Goose on the loose)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(Goose on the loose)
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

[Chorus]
I'm a goose on the loose
Get ready for abuse
Get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose
I'm a goose on the loose
Get ready for abuse
From a two foot, waddling, douche-nozzle goose

[Verse 1]
I'm a goose on the loose
Get ready for abuse
Get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose
Reduce you to tears and then poof, I vamoose
Reappear here with my beak up your caboose
'Til I'm touching your gooch
What you gonna do? No sleuth can deduce the truth
There isn't proof, asshole nuisance in a whole new sense
Come on! I'm just helping you relax, you're too sense
I'm cataclysmic, it's kind of characteristic of my habit for mischief
Standing in your cabbages and having a quick shit
I'm a little bit savage when I'm nabbing your jam sandwiches
And wrecking your picnic
No one saw me, definitely didn't threaten the witness
Nevertheless, I suggest you mind your own business
From gardener, to grocer, to butcher, to baker
You can all suck my cloaca