Somebody Start A Fight Or Something TISM

[Verse 1]
Listen motherfucker, let me make this clear
I've had your fucking poetry up to here
Your tender recollections and wistful reminisce
Excuse me, Mr. Shakespeare, while I go have a piss

[Chorus]
S-s-somebody, somebody
Somebody start a fight or something
I said somebody, somebody
Somebody start a fight or something
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo

[Verse 2]
If I wanted Chekhov I'd have worn my polo neck
And brought along some high strung bitch who's anorexi-ec
But I'm wearing just a t-shirt, getting off my tits
The chick I'm with's a barker and my life is full of shit

[Chorus]
S-s-somebody, somebody
Somebody start a fight or something
I said somebody, somebody
Somebody start a fight or something
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Somebody start a fight or something
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Somebody start a fight or something