I Am an 80's Warrior Uncle Outrage

I am the 80's warrior
Not the 70'
I don't like the 90's
I like the 80's
I like having metal bands and I like mullet hairdos
I like to wear leg warming socks and I use lots of hairspray

80's warrior
80's warrior
80's warrior
80's warrior

I drive a Firebird and listen to cassettes
I like to watch [?] VHS

1980's are not restricted to a decade
They're not restricted to a decade
They can go on forever
Forever!
Yea, the 80's