I Hate Everything But You Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Skylar Astin)

[GREG]
The smell of the water, kids screaming with joy
I've hated crap like that since I was a boy
While everyone was laughing and having so much fun
I would mutter, "this sucks," ’til the day was done
I detested most stuff and I still do
You see, I hate everything but you

I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin
I don't like bands that have a guy on mandolin
I hate when people post pictures with the hashtag "mood"
I hate when people call blueberries a superfood
I hate when someone says, "Oooh, it's magic hour!"
Or when people actually stop and smell a flower
I hate white women who call their engagement rings "bling"
Oh yes, I hate everything
But you

More examples!
I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf
Hate Frisbee golf, and when people call Frisbee golf "frolf"
I hate when people ask me if I’d ever get a tattoo
Hate combination conditioner and shampoo
I hate doing the Wave at a baseball game
I hate couples with a cutesy couple name
I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says, "Zing!"
Oh yes, I hate everything
But you