OPENING SEQUENCE
INT. THE OFFICE
Michael walks to the conference room, opens the door
MICHAEL: Hey, uh, can I help you out in here?
MR. BROWN: Oh, I'm all set, thanks.
MICHAEL: Gotcha. Good. I'd go with the rows. That's a good idea.
Cut to Michael, talking to the camera
MICHAEL: Today is diversity day and someone's going to come in and talk to us about diversity. It's something that I've been pushing, that I've been wanting to push, for a long time and Corporate mandated it. And I never actually talked to Corporate about it. They kind of beat me to the punch, the bastards. But I was going to. And I think it's very important that we have this. I'm very, very excited.
Cut to Jim and Dwight
JIM: (on the phone) That's the thing. It's very sturdy paper and on the back it says, "100% post-consumer content." What? Hello? Uh-huh. Wait. What? I'm sorry, Mr. Decker. I think I'm losing you. [Shedder whirring, because of Dwight] Hello? Hello? Yeah. Hold on one second. I don't know. Hold on one second.
JIM: Do you really have to do that right now?
DWIGHT: Yes I do. I should have done it weeks ago actually.
JIM: Mr. Decker, I'm sorry about that. What were you... Can you hold on one second? Yeah, just one second. Thanks. [Powers off shedder, silence] Hello? That's it. Perfect. So what I was saying... [Dwight turns off the phone, Dialing tone] Hello? Thanks, Dwight.
INT. THE OFFICE
Michael walks to the conference room, opens the door
MICHAEL: Hey, uh, can I help you out in here?
MR. BROWN: Oh, I'm all set, thanks.
MICHAEL: Gotcha. Good. I'd go with the rows. That's a good idea.
Cut to Michael, talking to the camera
MICHAEL: Today is diversity day and someone's going to come in and talk to us about diversity. It's something that I've been pushing, that I've been wanting to push, for a long time and Corporate mandated it. And I never actually talked to Corporate about it. They kind of beat me to the punch, the bastards. But I was going to. And I think it's very important that we have this. I'm very, very excited.
Cut to Jim and Dwight
JIM: (on the phone) That's the thing. It's very sturdy paper and on the back it says, "100% post-consumer content." What? Hello? Uh-huh. Wait. What? I'm sorry, Mr. Decker. I think I'm losing you. [Shedder whirring, because of Dwight] Hello? Hello? Yeah. Hold on one second. I don't know. Hold on one second.
JIM: Do you really have to do that right now?
DWIGHT: Yes I do. I should have done it weeks ago actually.
JIM: Mr. Decker, I'm sorry about that. What were you... Can you hold on one second? Yeah, just one second. Thanks. [Powers off shedder, silence] Hello? That's it. Perfect. So what I was saying... [Dwight turns off the phone, Dialing tone] Hello? Thanks, Dwight.
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