Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer John Thornton & Bonnie Langford (Ft. Bonnie Langford & John Thornton (Broadway))

[MUNGOJERRIE]
Mungojerrie

[RUMPELTEAZER]
And Rumpelteazer

[MUNGOJERRIE & RUMPELTEAZER]
We're a notorious couple of cats
As knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians
Tight-rope walkers and acrobats

[RUMPELTEAZER]
We have an extensive reputation

[MUNGOJERRIE]
We make our home in Victoria Grove

[MUNGOJERRIE & RUMPELTEAZER]
This is merely our centre of operation
For we are incurably given to rove

[RUMPELTEAZER]
We are very well known in Cornwall Gardens

[MUNGOJERRIE]
In Launceston Place
[RUMPELTEAZER]
And in Kensington Square

[MUNGOJERRIE & RUMPELTEAZER]
We have really a little more reputation
Than a couple of Cats can very well bear

[RUMPELTEAZER]
If the area window is found ajar

[MUNGOJERRIE]
And the basement looks like a field of war
If a tile or two comes loose on the roof

[RUMPELTEAZER]
Which presently fails to be waterproof

[MUNGOJERRIE & RUMPELTEAZER]
If the drawers are pulled out from the bedroom chests
And you can't find one of your winter vests

[RUMPELTEAZER]
If after supper one of the girls
Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls

[MUNGOJERRIE & RUMPELTEAZER]
The family will say "It's that horrible cat!