Yuppie Moms Mommy Long Legs

Yuppie moms with your magazine homes
Riding trends with your idiot friends
That smug expression
Aimless aggression
Late for a session
To get your shitty spray tan

Yuppie moms better turn around and run
They put you down cause they have nothing going on
Try putting a lid
On your terrible kid
Are you living the life?
You washed out trophy wife

I want an Oprah Mocha Frappuccino
And I want it right here right now
Oprah mocha frappuccino
And I want it right here right now
I want an Oprah mocha frappuccino
And I want it right here right now

Oprah Mocha, Oprah Mocha
Right here, right now

Washed out trophy wives
Live to satisfy
Freaky business guys
I'm a porcupine